"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
04/17/2017 at 01:23 • Filed to: Foodlopnik
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"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
04/17/2017 at 01:23 • Filed to: Foodlopnik | 7
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My wife brought home some of these and urged me to try one. Here are my thoughts.
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO.
The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/17/2017 at 01:26 |
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Vegetable flavored chocolate in general should not exist.
Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/17/2017 at 01:30 |
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If you ever see pecan pie flavored M&Ms, know to say NO.
unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/17/2017 at 01:44 |
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Never eat Lindt chocolate with chili pepper. Just say NO to that.
shop-teacher
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/17/2017 at 04:43 |
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Sounds disgusting. Why do people keep trying to “fix” chocolate? Chocolate is not broken people! Leave it alone!
marshknute
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/17/2017 at 06:49 |
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Didn’t see the title at first. Was wondering why your wife was feeding you shark’s teeth.
boredalways
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/17/2017 at 07:41 |
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For your suffering
Ssfancyfresh
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/17/2017 at 08:10 |
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Counterpoint: yes
Textured Soy Protein
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/17/2017 at 09:00 |
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Wife, on our way to her brother’s for Easter: We need to remember to stop at Walgreen’s on the way home for malted milk balls, do you want any?
Me: No, malted milk balls are gross.
Wife: But they’re for Easter! How could you not know malted milk balls are for Easter?
Me: Because I’m Jewish so my only experience with malted milk balls is that of utter disappointment when finding a box of Whoppers in my Halloween candy.
Wife: Whatever, I want some.
Then we went to Easter and she was all tired after and just wanted to get home, then later we went for a walk, and then later she remembered the goddamn malted milk balls.
Wife: We forgot to go to Walgreen’s!
Me: At this point all that stuff will be half price in about 6 hours.
Wife: But then it won’t be Easter anymore!
Me, without hesitation: I’ll go to Walgreen’s.
Wife: Really?! Why?
Me: So I can get a chance to make my wife happy.
(Inner monologue: and so you won’t be disappointed in missing out on gross malted milk balls)
Wife: That’s great! Ok I want malted milk balls and Brach’s jelly beans. Do you like marshmallow Peeps?
Me: No, they’re gross. (trying to contain my disgust at her taste in candy)
Wife: Well that’s fine I would only want those if you wanted them, thank you so much for going!
Then I went to Walgreen’s at 6:45 PM on Easter, and couldn’t find Easter malted milk balls to save my life, because for some reason they’re called Robin Eggs and come in a little milk carton.
I got the tropical Brach’s jelly beans because I figured since the tropical Starbursts are clearly the best Starbursts then perhaps the same would apply to the jelly beans, and they had vaguely Easter-y colors on the bag, which I could sell as Easter candy.
Then I got 4 of the bigass Russell Stover marshmallow caramel eggs so she could have something marshmallow-y even if it was not in disgusting yellow sugar covered form.
She was happy, and then she offered me some stupid Robin’s Eggs, which I (hopefully) politely turned down.
The marshmallow caramel eggs are awesome though. Might have to pick up some more of those now that they’re going to be half off.
Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/17/2017 at 09:42 |
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my MIL bought me draft beer flavored jelly bellys, still havnt had the heart to try them
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Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
> Ssfancyfresh
04/17/2017 at 22:43 |
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I won’t forget this.
Chariotoflove
> Textured Soy Protein
04/17/2017 at 23:07 |
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Svart Smart, traded in his Smart
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/17/2017 at 23:20 |
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Agreed.